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Things I Loved/Hated This Week #8
LOVE: H&M I had this whole fantasy of going on a tremendous shopping spree at the Mall of America yesterday. My arms would be laden with bags from all of the chicest stores, people would be ogling...
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Let’s Bring Back…
[Advance warning: this is a long one. Also, support my hypothetical gubernatorial campaign!] I was born at the wrong time. I’ve always known this. I long for the olden days — not too far back, mind...
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THINGS I LOVED/HATED THIS WEEK #162
LOVE: Free Time: This was a really good weekend. I didn’t go anywhere. It was fabulous. This semester has been so busy, and I have been constantly inundated with assignments, jobs, trying to exercise...
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Why Don’t You? #121
Monday: Why don’t you get Coolsculpting instead of working out? As a skinny fat person (look it up. Very real), I’m obsessed with this. You go to a clinic and they freeze your fat, then the fat dies,...
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THINGS I LOVED/HATED THIS WEEK #163
LOVE: Hillary in the Woods: As you must have picked up on in my last post, the previous week was a challenge for me. It wasn’t fun, and I have no interest in ever feeling the way I did again. I will,...
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WHY DON’T YOU #184
Monday: Why don’t you get the latest surgery I’m obsessed over? It’s called MiraDry and it uses microwave rays to decimate the sweat glands in your armpits. Isn’t it wonderful to live in the future?...
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WHY DON’T YOU #187
I worship and adore this. I wish I knew who the artist was so that I could buy a print and stash it with my hoard of art. Eventually I’ll have a beautiful apartment painted with crisp white walls and...
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WHY DON’T YOU? #239
Monday: Why don’t you always be prepared for power outages? I don’t mean no electricity for a couple hours or maybe an evening, I’m talking days and days. Iowa is cleaning up from a derecho, a storm...
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